Jidam and Jideve
And jidam and jideve strolled through the garden of jiden. And jideve was tempted by the serpent to eat from the wikedpedia. And jideve realised she was naked, her jid was bare and exposed. And they clad themselves in fig-leaves. And jidam wore a fig-leaf-hat. And the admin spake unto them thus: "Now that you've finally made yourselves decent feel free to roam to other domains; but please try not to expose your naked selves to too many people, it could come back to haunt me. And I might have to smite your user account."